Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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