Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls, One Day
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls, One Day
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls, One Day
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls, One Day
Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp. — David Nicholls, One Day
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Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.

— David Nicholls, One Day
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