You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
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You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?

— Stephani Hecht, Double Shot Cappuccino
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