You can either feed negative thoughts or you can starve the suckers.

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too. — Anonymous

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me. — Anonymous

We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money . . . and I didn&#039;t have any. — B. J. Cole

I&#039;ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won&#039;t. — Anonymous

For their last anniversary  she gave him a set of luggage - packed. — Anonymous

God  this request isn&#039;t for me  it&#039;s for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law? — Lane Lenhart

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time. — Anonymous