No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it beca — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it beca — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it beca — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it beca — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it beca — Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

— Erma Bombeck
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