Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attrac — Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attrac — Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attrac — Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attrac — Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attrac — Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
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Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attractive.' If I hadn't been so terrified, I would have been insulted.

— Danielle L. Jensen, Stolen Songbird
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