Never practice magic when you're drunk. — Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
Never practice magic when you're drunk. — Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
Never practice magic when you're drunk. — Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
Never practice magic when you're drunk. — Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
Never practice magic when you're drunk. — Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
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Never practice magic when you're drunk.

— Assaph Mehr, Murder In-Absentia
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