In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

— Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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