I don't like it when I outweigh my men. — Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
I don't like it when I outweigh my men. — Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
I don't like it when I outweigh my men. — Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
I don't like it when I outweigh my men. — Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
I don't like it when I outweigh my men. — Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

— Patricia Briggs, Moon Called
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