Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

— Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
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