The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
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The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

— Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
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