I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
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I've won Satan's lottery.

— Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends
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