I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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