What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped an — C.J. Daugherty, Night School
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What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?

— C.J. Daugherty, Night School
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