Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded. — Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
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Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded.

— Johnny B. Truant, The Bialy Pimps
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