Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. — Dan Wells, Partials
Download Customize

Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.

— Dan Wells, Partials
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
humor

More “Humor” Quotes

Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod. — Inez Kelley, Sweet as Sin
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date. — Stephanie McAfee, Down and Out in Bugtussle: The Mad Fat Road to Happiness
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for — Mike Birbiglia
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bull — Elizabeth Jane Howard, Mr. Wrong
When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the Ferris whee — John Green, Turtles All the Way Down
It would seem this is the gift modernity has bestowed upon our generation: the practice of "dating," an awkward procedur — Suzanne Rindell, The Other Typist
It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been th — Lila Felix, Burden
If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw — Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You
Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone, All the Feels
Paeng leans back and rests his hand flat on the table. “Vince.”Blushing, he snaps at his friend. “I dropped the bra on t — Jess Molly Brown, Moms on Missions
He's got more red flags than Soviet Russia. — Kresley Cole, The Player