I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans. — Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
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I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

— Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
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