Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance? — Phyllis Diller
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Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

— Phyllis Diller
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