A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. — Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
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A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.

— Brandon Mull, The Candy Shop War
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