Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. — Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

— Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
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