Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Explore a curated collection of 8 quotes by Zach Galifianakis. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker, — Zach Galifianakis
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. — Zach Galifianakis
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you wa — Zach Galifianakis
When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greene — Zach Galifianakis
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was fu — Zach Galifianakis
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. — Zach Galifianakis
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger. — Zach Galifianakis
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and — Zach Galifianakis