Quotes by Will Rogers

Explore a curated collection of 130 quotes by Will Rogers. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like. — Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. — Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. — Will Rogers
I never met a man that I didn't like. — Will Rogers
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. — Will Rogers
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. — Will Rogers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. — Will Rogers
You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects. — Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. — Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in wh — Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over. — Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Will Rogers
Always drink upstream from the herd. — Will Rogers
you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way — Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one — Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? — Will Rogers
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. — Will Rogers
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. — Will Rogers