Quotes by Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State

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An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a — Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a — Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a — Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a — Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a — Tim Dorsey, When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State