Quotes by Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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He took his hands off the oars and pulled in the mooring rope. If I make a couple of loops, he thought, I can strap the — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
He took his hands off the oars and pulled in the mooring rope. If I make a couple of loops, he thought, I can strap the — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
He took his hands off the oars and pulled in the mooring rope. If I make a couple of loops, he thought, I can strap the — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes, listening with his mouth open, wondered why the hell it was that dwarfs believed that they had no religion and no — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes, listening with his mouth open, wondered why the hell it was that dwarfs believed that they had no religion and no — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes, listening with his mouth open, wondered why the hell it was that dwarfs believed that they had no religion and no — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of compli — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of compli — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of compli — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
There were a lot of things he could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say, "Welcome to civi — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
There were a lot of things he could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say, "Welcome to civi — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
There were a lot of things he could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say, "Welcome to civi — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes had once discussed the Ephebian idea of ‘democracy’ with Carrot, and had been rather interested in the idea that e — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes had once discussed the Ephebian idea of ‘democracy’ with Carrot, and had been rather interested in the idea that e — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Vimes had once discussed the Ephebian idea of ‘democracy’ with Carrot, and had been rather interested in the idea that e — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
That was messages without meaning: telepathy without brains. — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
That was messages without meaning: telepathy without brains. — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
That was messages without meaning: telepathy without brains. — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
It wasn't that dwarfs weren't interested in sex. They saw the vital need for fresh dwarfs to leave their goods to and co — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
It wasn't that dwarfs weren't interested in sex. They saw the vital need for fresh dwarfs to leave their goods to and co — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
It wasn't that dwarfs weren't interested in sex. They saw the vital need for fresh dwarfs to leave their goods to and co — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
You're free to wear whatever you want, you know — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
You're free to wear whatever you want, you know — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
You're free to wear whatever you want, you know — Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant