Quotes by Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire

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Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire
Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire
Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire
She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire
She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire
She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork. — Rose Pressey, How to Date a Vampire