Quotes by Patton Oswalt

Explore a curated collection of 6 quotes by Patton Oswalt. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. — Patton Oswalt
Does anyone act more like an overserious senior citizen with time running out on their chance for immortality than someo — Patton Oswalt
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just — Patton Oswalt
I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, ho — Patton Oswalt
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they — Patton Oswalt
I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emo — Patton Oswalt