Quotes by Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio

Explore a curated collection of 12 quotes by Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vib — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d thin — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteri — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh. — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio
He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural ba — Nicki Elson, Vibrizzio