Quotes by Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident

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Loeser's favourite book in Blimk's shop, where he spent most of his afternoons, was still Dames! And how to Lay them. He — Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident
So intense was his sexual frustration that it had begun to feel like a life-threatening illness: testicular gout, libidi — Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident
What does it do?" said Loeser. "You feel as if you're being sucked down this fathomless, gloomy tunnel. Or to put it ano — Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident
If I want to feel as if I'm being sucked down a fathomless gloomy tunnel for hours and hours then I have a complete set — Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident
...a tall, gaunt man with small narrow eyes set deep in his skull like two old sisters trying to spy out of the windows — Ned Beauman, The Teleportation Accident