Quotes by Matt Haig, The Humans

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This was the species whose main excuse for not doing something was 'if only I had more time'. Perfectly valid until you — Matt Haig, The Humans
There is only one genre in fiction, the genre is called book. — Matt Haig, The Humans
Human history is full of depressing things like colonization, disease, racism, sexism...inventions of things which they — Matt Haig, The Humans
And after that, after the awkward shuffling away of that last thin layer of clothes, words retreated to the sounds they — Matt Haig, The Humans
The first rule of marriage: solve the mystery, end the love. — Matt Haig, The Humans
And yet, I was scared of falling asleep, because the moment I fell asleep my wounds would heal and right then I didn’t w — Matt Haig, The Humans
No one will understand you. It is not, ultimately, that important. What is important is that you understand you. — Matt Haig, The Humans
She said being human is being a young child on Christmas Day who receives an absolutely magnificent castle. And there is — Matt Haig, The Humans
So love is about finding the right person to hurt you?”“Pretty much. — Matt Haig, The Humans
Make sure, as often as possible, you are doing something you’d be happy to die doing. — Matt Haig, The Humans
Flowers, after love, must have been the best advert planet Earth had going for it. — Matt Haig, The Humans
I couldn't believe it. I had broken the law simply by not wearing clothes. — Matt Haig, The Humans
Humans, as a rule, don't like mad people unless they are good at painting, and only then once they are dead. But the def — Matt Haig, The Humans
Now, consider this.　　A human life is on average 80 Earth years or around 30,000 Earth days. Which means they are born, t — Matt Haig, The Humans
The best way to think of the ageing process in relation to a human face is to imagine a map of an area of innocent land — Matt Haig, The Humans
The next day I had a hangover.I realised that if getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers we — Matt Haig, The Humans
Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet — Matt Haig, The Humans
Laughter, I realized, was the reverberating sound of a truth hitting a lie. — Matt Haig, The Humans
It was, of course, another test. Everything in human life was a test. That was why they all looked so stressed out. — Matt Haig, The Humans
People joke, in our field, about Pythagoras and his religious cult based on perfect geometry and other abstract mathemat — Matt Haig, The Humans