Quotes by Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Explore a curated collection of 6 quotes by Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there! — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it? — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
A hypocritical businessman, whose fortune had been the misfortune of many others, told Mark Twain piously, “Before I die — Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain