Quotes by Lois Greiman, Unscrewed

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You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice. — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the — Lois Greiman, Unscrewed