Quotes by Lenny Bruce

Explore a curated collection of 19 quotes by Lenny Bruce. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

There are never enough 'I love you's. — Lenny Bruce
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. — Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their — Lenny Bruce
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha — Lenny Bruce
The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is on — Lenny Bruce
If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government. — Lenny Bruce
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I — Lenny Bruce
(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. — Lenny Bruce
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish — Lenny Bruce
The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.' — Lenny Bruce
I won't say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to Be if I — Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce
All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be — Lenny Bruce
There are never enough I Love You's. — Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. — Lenny Bruce
When you're eight years old nothing is your business. — Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company. — Lenny Bruce
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha — Lenny Bruce
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. — Lenny Bruce