Quotes by Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room

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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you. — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
Klaus sighed, and opened a book, and as at so many other times when the middle Baudelaire child did not want to think ab — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”“My sister is a nice girl,” Klaus — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie. — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one's regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room
Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Lemony Snicket, The Reptile Room