Quotes by Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teach — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teach — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teach — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands. Humansh*t. I don — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon. — Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says