Quotes by Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

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If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you. — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
[Earl, on liking someone] Because, honestly, the rational part of me know for a rock-solid fact that I would never, ever — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
So. If this was some normal fictional young-adult book, this is the part of the story where after the film, the entire h — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important Life Lessons, or Li — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest smart person there is… — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
So if this were a normal book about a girl with leukemia, I would probably talk a shitload about all the meaningful thin — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
The young nihilists," Dad called us."What are nihilists?""Nihilists believe that nothing has any meaning. They believe i — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
He was especially excited about Aguirre, the Wrath of God. "Look at this crazy dude," he yelled, point at Klaus Kinski, — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to end. We loved the j — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t r — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity. — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Well, Greg, I think that it just means that even after somebody dies, you can... you can still keep learning about them, — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl