Quotes by Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

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The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I ha — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington. — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast? — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always e — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake. — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
It really is better to be lucky than to be good. — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, b — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with t — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me? — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter