Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Explore a curated collection of 14 quotes by Jeff Foxworthy. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have — Jeff Foxworthy
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood there — Jeff Foxworthy
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just s — Jeff Foxworthy
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. — Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this bi — Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to — Jeff Foxworthy
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever hav — Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experien — Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won' — Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy