Quotes by J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey

Explore a curated collection of 7 quotes by J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

I notice being noticed immediately – I’m a freeway goddess! In the past five minutes of gridlock, I have been checked ou — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone. — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
I sneak quietly up the stairs and toward my door. It’s not very late, but I don’t want to arouse Cyclops Eye next door. — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
He stares at me, not saying a word. I stare right back, lost in his eyes and determined to get my point across. If he wa — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
After a few more minutes of daydreaming about how fabulous I could become, I look down at the heading on my paper: Janey — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
I'm overweight, despise change, and rarely, if ever, initiate anything. Unlike my friends, I’ve had no drama in my life — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey
Professional is an apt definition for me, professional slouch, that is. I can be very professional at seeming to do work — J.C. Patrick, The Reinvention of Janey