Quotes by Jay Leno

Explore a curated collection of 30 quotes by Jay Leno. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from o — Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious rea — Jay Leno
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. — Jay Leno
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successfu — Jay Leno
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. — Jay Leno
Politics is just show business for ugly people. — Jay Leno
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' O — Jay Leno
I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time. — Jay Leno
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun? — Jay Leno
You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot live in a coed dorm have a girl. But you couldn't h — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno