Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Explore a curated collection of 14 quotes by Janet Evanovich. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicio — Janet Evanovich
Nice dress. Take it off. — Janet Evanovich
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. — Janet Evanovich
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. — Janet Evanovich
Babe! — Janet Evanovich
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I'v — Janet Evanovich
[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled.""I have a cure."Oh, boy.H — Janet Evanovich
Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't use — Janet Evanovich
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula — Janet Evanovich
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli — Janet Evanovich
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 A — Janet Evanovich
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're — Janet Evanovich
Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a dif — Janet Evanovich
I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a f — Janet Evanovich