Quotes by James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice

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If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of h — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of h — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of h — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up — James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice