Quotes by Greg Behrendt

Explore a curated collection of 11 quotes by Greg Behrendt. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t foll — Greg Behrendt
I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used b — Greg Behrendt
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection fi — Greg Behrendt
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) — Greg Behrendt
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need — Greg Behrendt
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, — Greg Behrendt
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again. — Greg Behrendt
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work. — Greg Behrendt
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if — Greg Behrendt
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you fee — Greg Behrendt