Quotes by Frank Zappa

Explore a curated collection of 41 quotes by Frank Zappa. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or som — Frank Zappa
So many books, so little time. — Frank Zappa
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that m — Frank Zappa
The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of kn — Frank Zappa
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. — Frank Zappa
Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything. — Frank Zappa
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a churc — Frank Zappa
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. — Frank Zappa
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? — Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom — Frank Zappa
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. — Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. — Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. — Frank Zappa
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. — Frank Zappa
behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government. — Frank Zappa
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, m — Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it. — Frank Zappa
Information is not knowledge.Knowledge is not wisdom.Wisdom is not truth.Truth is not beauty.Beauty is not love.Love is — Frank Zappa
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny. — Frank Zappa