Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Explore a curated collection of 45 quotes by Fran Lebowitz. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. — Fran Lebowitz
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. — Fran Lebowitz
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. — Fran Lebowitz
The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted — Fran Lebowitz
Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature. — Fran Lebowitz
All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much — Fran Lebowitz
There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing. — Fran Lebowitz
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties. — Fran Lebowitz
Reading is better than life. Without reading, you’re stuck with life. — Fran Lebowitz
Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it — Fran Lebowitz
There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being emb — Fran Lebowitz
Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum. — Fran Lebowitz
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. — Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
My favorite animal is steak. — Fran Lebowitz
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. — Fran Lebowitz
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. — Fran Lebowitz
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. — Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying. — Fran Lebowitz
London: A place you go to get bronchitis. — Fran Lebowitz