Quotes by Evan Esar

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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. — Evan Esar
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. — Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings — Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings — Evan Esar
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. — Evan Esar
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. — Evan Esar
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his ke — Evan Esar
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his ke — Evan Esar
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. — Evan Esar
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. — Evan Esar
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. — Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. — Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't st — Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't st — Evan Esar
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. — Evan Esar
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. — Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a w — Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a w — Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar