Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

Explore a curated collection of 27 quotes by Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing le — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stre — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key t — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes.Yes.No.One time in high school.Three times in my twenties.Rocks no salt.Yes.Fo — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding