Quotes by Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

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I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about b — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long. — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters. — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is so — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?,” I asked, dumbfounded — Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant