Quotes by Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

Explore a curated collection of 9 quotes by Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are.If you return the sentiment,They'll try to make yo — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathwa — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
Little WordsWhen you are gone, there is nor bloom nor leaf,Nor singing sea at night, nor silver birds;And I can only sta — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and Geor — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
This level reach of blue is not my sea; Here are sweet waters, pretty in the sun,Whose quiet ripples meet obediently A m — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
Then she told herself to stop her nonsense. If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker
You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine. — Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker