Quotes by Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

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Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror? — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet
Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror? — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet
lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet
lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet