Quotes by Demetri Martin, This is a Book

Explore a curated collection of 8 quotes by Demetri Martin, This is a Book. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames! — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new mega — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band. — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, droppin — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import). — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfas — Demetri Martin, This is a Book
Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrat — Demetri Martin, This is a Book